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Cont y Cae - Hoodie

£35.00

Beneath every perfect Welsh lawn, every manicured village green, every meticulously levelled field from Môn to Mynwy, there is a mole. And he does not care. Not even slightly. He's down there — tunnelling, heaving, displacing enormous quantities of Welsh soil — with the serene, absolute confidence of a creature who has never once read a passive-aggressive note from a neighbour.

Cont y Cae. Field Cont. The unseen architect of chaos beneath your feet, now on a seriously cosy hoodie. Because if you're going to spend your Saturday filling in mole hills, you deserve to at least do it in comfort. Featuring a glorious cute cartoon mole popping triumphantly from his molehill — zero apologies, maximum attitude.

Part of the Cont Range — Wales's finest collection of loveable Welsh-language profanity. No shits given. Drop shoulder fit. 280gsm soft cotton-faced fabric. Designed in Wales, printed in the UK.

Also available as a Cont y Cae T-Shirt.

Hoodie sizing chart
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Chest to fit (inches) 35–37 38–40 41–43 44–46 47–49 50–52 53–55 56–58

About the Hoodie

  • 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester, 280gsm
  • Drop shoulder style
  • Soft cotton faced fabric
  • Double fabric hood with self colour drawcord
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Ribbed cuffs and hem
  • Twin needle stitching
  • WRAP Certified Production
  • Available in multiple colours, sizes S–5XL

📦 Printed to order: Please allow 4–5 working days for printing before dispatch. A faster postage option means you'll receive it sooner — but not within 24–48 hours of ordering. Diolch! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


Cont y Cae - Hoodie

£35.00

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