Funny Welsh Gifts & Clothing

Jones - T-Shirt

Penscynor - T-Shirt

A man wearing a bright blue graphic t-shirt with a seagull illustration and the text 'Cont y sglods' standing in shallow ocean water with a beach background.

Cont y Sglods - T-Shirt

Two models wearing custom graphic t-shirts with the text 'HOT DOGS FOR TEA BOYS' and a red truck illustration, shown against a plain light gray studio background.

HOT DOGS FOR TEA - T-Shirt

LERPWL (LIVERPOOL) - T-Shirt

Woman wearing a white t-shirt with animal illustrations on a beach

A cartoon-style educational chart showing various animals with Welsh 'count the' phrases beneath them, including a seagull, fox, squirrel, hedgehog, spider, and bee, on a plain white background.

Lots of Conts - T-Shirt

POPTY PING - T-Shirt

HTV Cymru Wales - T-Shirt

A person wearing a white crew neck t-shirt with a colorful front print that includes animals and the text 'PENSCYNOR WILD LIFE PARK'.

PENSCYNOR with text - T-Shirt

DAVIES "Red" - T-Shirt

Penscynor - Car Sticker

HTV - T-Shirt

Penscynor - Mug

The 4 seasons in Wales - T-Shirt

Two people wearing blue t-shirts with a jellyfish design and text on a beach.

Cont y Môr - T-Shirt

Two people wearing matching t-shirts with a food truck graphic and Twin Town Film line "Hot dogs for tea boys" against a brick wall.

HOT DOGS FOR TEA Design Front and Back - T-Shirt

I'LL DO IT NOW IN A MINUTE - Hoodie

Penscynor - Sticker

Cont y Môr - Hoodie

Person wearing a pink hoodie with graphic design, standing outdoors near trees with autumn foliage.

The 4 Seasons in Wales - Hoodie

Man wearing a yellow hoodie with cartoon designs and orange pants standing on a street.

Lots of Conts - Hoodie

HOT DOGS FOR TEA - T-Shirt "fitted"

Woman holding a mug with animal illustrations, wearing a matching t-shirt, sitting at a table.

Lots of Conts - T-Shirt "fitted"

HOT DOGS FOR TEA - Sweatshirt

The 4 Seasons in Wales - Sweatshirt

Woman wearing a white sweatshirt with graphic designs outdoors

Lots of Conts - Sweatshirt

A woman wearing a bright yellow t-shirt with a 'BORE DA.

BORE DA - T-Shirt

Girl with a dragon balloon - T-Shirt

Man wearing a red shirt with 'DUW DUW' text, standing in a field with sheep.

DUW DUW - T-Shirt

Ewe Better Believe It T-Shirt

“
The bollocks — I ordered a t shirt and I got that exact same t shirt. It's a modern miracle. Big thanks to all involved. :-)
”

Neil Runalls

CORONA T-Shirt

“
Love it — Wore this supporting Wales at the Commonwealth Games, in Wales House in Glasgow 👍
”

Andrew Lloyd

“
Love the T-shirt! Great fit and the cotton is lovely and soft. Prompt delivery too.
”

Kath Davies

BORE DA T-Shirt

POPULAR AND NEW COLLECTIONS

HOODIES

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PENSCYNOR

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UNIQUELY WELSH

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WELSH PLACES

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BEST SELLERS

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WELSH NOT BRITISH?

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WHY CHOOSE Welsh Bollocks?

Welsh Bollocks share daily bits of fun via Facebook, Instagram, Bluesky and TikTok. By buying stuff from Welsh Bollocks you allow us to spend time coming up with new ideas.

Postage is FREE on all orders over £50, and you can pay in 3 interest-free payments.

Buy 2 T-Shirts, and you'll get 10% off your order. Buy 3 T-Shirts and get 15% off your order.

We donate 1% from every sale to Welsh charities we hold very close to our hearts; you can choose from Ty Hafan, Shelter Cymru and Welsh Air Ambulance at checkout.

Please note all of our items are printed to order, so please allow a week for your order to be prepared and ready for dispatch.

You can view our sizing details here.

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What people are buying and wearing today

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ARAF - T-Shirt

Jones - T-Shirt

Penscynor - T-Shirt

Cont y Sglods - T-Shirt

HOT DOGS FOR TEA - T-Shirt

LERPWL (LIVERPOOL) - T-Shirt

Lots of Conts - T-Shirt

POPTY PING - T-Shirt

HTV Cymru Wales - T-Shirt

PENSCYNOR with text - T-Shirt

DAVIES "Red" - T-Shirt

Penscynor - Car Sticker

HTV - T-Shirt

Penscynor - Mug

The 4 seasons in Wales - T-Shirt

Cont y Môr - T-Shirt

HOT DOGS FOR TEA Design Front and Back - T-Shirt

I'LL DO IT NOW IN A MINUTE - Hoodie

Penscynor - Sticker

Cont y Môr - Hoodie

The 4 Seasons in Wales - Hoodie

Lots of Conts - Hoodie

HOT DOGS FOR TEA - T-Shirt "fitted"

Lots of Conts - T-Shirt "fitted"

HOT DOGS FOR TEA - Sweatshirt

The 4 Seasons in Wales - Sweatshirt

Lots of Conts - Sweatshirt

BORE DA - T-Shirt

Girl with a dragon balloon - T-Shirt

DUW DUW - T-Shirt

WELSH TOWNS, CITIES AND PLACES

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A man and a woman standing together indoors, both wearing matching graphic T-shirts with the word 'ABERAERON' printed across the chest. The man's shirt is green and the woman's shirt is taupe, and both feature a colorful rectangular graphic above the text.

ABERAERON - T-Shirt

A man wearing a brown pullover hoodie with a colorful graphic of a town and the text 'ABERDÁR' across the chest, paired with blue jeans, against a solid gray background.

ABERDAR - Hoodie

Aberdâr - T-Shirt

A man wearing a white pullover hoodie with a rectangular landscape graphic on the chest and the text 'ABERDAUGLEDDAU' printed below it, paired with blue jeans against a plain gray studio background.

ABERDAUGLEDDAU - Hoodie

ABERDAUGLEDDAU - T-Shirt

Person wearing a red sweatshirt with 'Aberffraw' text and graphic, sitting on a couch with a decorative plant in the background.

ABERFFRAW - Sweatshirt

ABERFFRAW - T-Shirt

ABERGWAUN - Hoodie

ABERGWAUN - T-Shirt

ABERGWYNGREGYN - T-Shirt

A man wearing a bright red pullover hoodie with a colorful landscape graphic and the text 'ABERHONDDU' across the chest, paired with blue jeans against a solid gray background.

ABERHONDDU - Hoodie

Two young adults standing outdoors and holding hands, wearing matching Aberhorndu graphic t-shirts. The woman wears a maroon t-shirt and the man wears a white t-shirt, both featuring a green landscape graphic with the text 'ABERHONDDU' across the chest.

Aberhonddu - T-Shirt

ABERTAWE "Skyline" - T-Shirt

Abertawe - Hoodie

Abertawe - Sweatshirt

A man wearing a red bucket hat and a mauve-purple t-shirt with 'ABERTAWE' printed on the front, walking outdoors against a warm sunset background.

Abertawe - T-Shirt

Abertawe - T-Shirt "fitted"

ABERTEIFI - Hoodie

Aberteifi - T-Shirt

ABERYSTWYTH - Hoodie

ABERYSTWYTH - T-Shirt

ARBERTH - Hoodie

ARBERTH - T-Shirt

BAE COLWYN

BAE COLWYN - Hoodie

BAE COLWYN - Sweatshirt

BAE COLWYN - T-Shirt "fitted"

BALA - Hoodie

BALA - T-Shirt

BANGOR - Hoodie

BANGOR - T-Shirt

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - Hoodie

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - Hoodie "design front and back"

£37.00

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - Kids Hoodie

£28.00

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - Kids Sweatshirt

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - Kids T-Shirt

£20.00

Bannau Brycheiniog - Mug

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - Sweatshirt

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - Sweatshirt "design front & back"

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - T-Shirt "design front & back"

£26.00

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - T-Shirt "fitted"

BERFFRO - Sweatshirt

BERFFRO - T-Shirt

BETHESDA - Hoodie

BETHESDA - T-Shirt

Betws-y-Coed - Hoodie

Betws-y-Coed - T-Shirt

BLAENAFON - Hoodie

BLAENAFON - T-Shirt

BLAENAU FFESTINIOG - Hoodie

INSPIRED BY BANKSY MADE FOR WALES

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A person sitting on black diamond-plate stairs wearing a white pullover hoodie with a black graphic of a girl holding a red balloon.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

ARAF

SHOP NOW

VINCENT VAN GOCH

SHOP NOW

WELSH AND PROUD

THE CYMRU COLLECTION

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A young woman with brown hair sits on a bus wearing a bright yellow graphic t-shirt featuring He-Man and the text 'Owain Glyndŵr'.

Owain Glyndŵr - T-Shirt

Cymru am byth bitches - T-Shirt

CYM - T-Shirt

STRAIGHT OUTTA CYMRU WHITE - T-Shirt

Woman wearing a t-shirt with a graphic design against a mountainous background

CYMRU AM BYTH FLAG - T-Shirt

Person wearing a white t-shirt with a red dragon design and text, standing in front of a car.

Cenedl heb iaith - T-Shirt

Cymru am byth - T-Shirt

Owain Glyndŵr - Hoodie

CYMRU RETRO - T-Shirt

Person wearing a red hoodie with 'Straight Outta Cymru' text on a green background

STRAIGHT OUTTA CYMRU WHITE - Hoodie

CYMRU 2024 - Hoodie

Person wearing a red sweatshirt with a dragon design on a pink background

Cenedl heb iaith - Sweatshirt

DRAIG GOCH - T-Shirt

Cymru am byth bitches - Mug

Cymru am byth - Hoodie

CYMRU AM BYTH - Hoodie

Cymru Am Byth - T-Shirt

Owain Glyndŵr - Sweatshirt

CYMRU - T-Shirt

Cymru am byth bitches - T-Shirt "fitted"

Woman wearing a white t-shirt with a dragon design and text outdoors.

Cenedl heb iaith - T-Shirt "fitted"

Croeso i Gymru - Hoodie

DRAIG GOCH - Hoodie

CYMRU RETRO - T-Shirt "fitted"

CYMRU RETRO - Sweatshirt

CYMRU RETRO - Hoodie

£33.00

CYM - T-Shirt "fitted"

CYM - Sweatshirt

CYM - Hoodie

Woman wearing a red t-shirt with a dragon design, holding a mug in a casual setting.

Cenedl Heb Iaith - Mug

Cymru am Byth - Hoodie

CYMRU AM BYTH - T-Shirt "fitted"

CYMRU AM BYTH 2025 - Sweatshirt

CYMRU AM BYTH 2025 - T-Shirt

CYMRU AM BYTH - T-Shirt

Cymru am Byth - Hoodie

CYMRU 2024 - T-Shirt "fitted"

CYMRU 2024 - Sweatshirt

Cymru am byth - Sweatshirt

Cymru am byth bitches - Sweatshirt

Cymru am byth bitches - Hoodie

£33.00

Person wearing a green t-shirt with Welsh language text on a gray background

Gwell Cymraeg slac ma Saesneg slic....

Woman wearing a sleeveless shirt with Welsh text and a dragon design on a plain background

Gwell Cymraeg slac na Saesneg slic - Heavy Faded Tank

UNIQUELY WELSH

Forged in a cave in the bowels of Y Wyddfa, heated by the breath of a dragon and fed on Bara Brith and Cawl... Our team of designers work tirelessly creating new and uniquely Welsh designs, having studied Photoshopat the University of Kate Middleton.

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Penscynor - T-Shirt

HOT DOGS FOR TEA - T-Shirt

ARAF - T-Shirt

BORE DA - T-Shirt

MORON - T-Shirt

HOFFI COFFI - T-Shirt

MUGS

WHOSE CUP'S THAT MUG?

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CONT - Mug

MORON - MUG

Penscynor - Mug

Penscynor with text - Mug

HOFFI COFFI - Mug

Penscynor - car sticker design - Mug

HTV Cymru Wales - Mug

Whose cup's this mug?

Welsh Mam - Mug

Not my king - Mug

HOT DOGS FOR TEA BOYS - Mug

Live in Hope die in Caergwrle mug

Cont y Sglods - Mug

Cont y Chips - Mug

Lots of Conts - Mug

It's always sunny in Wrecsam - Mug

Moron 2024 - Mug

Chopsy - Mug

it's all going to shit - Mug

It's always sunny in Wrexham - Mug

Gwlad Gwlad - Mug

Cymru am byth bitches - Mug

Small Boat Fan - Mug

Wrexham Badge - Mug

EAT MORE CHIPS "don't let salad win" - Mug

Welsh Bollocks Logo - Mug

Welsh Nan - Mug

Yr Wyddfa - Mug

Cont y Môr - Mug

Bannau Brycheiniog - Mug