Funny Welsh Gifts & Clothing

Jones - T-Shirt

Penscynor - T-Shirt

A man wearing a bright blue graphic t-shirt with a seagull illustration and the text 'Cont y sglods' standing in shallow ocean water with a beach background.

Cont y Sglods - T-Shirt

Two models wearing custom graphic t-shirts with the text 'HOT DOGS FOR TEA BOYS' and a red truck illustration, shown against a plain light gray studio background.

HOT DOGS FOR TEA - T-Shirt

LERPWL (LIVERPOOL) - T-Shirt

Woman wearing a white t-shirt with animal illustrations on a beach

A cartoon-style educational chart showing various animals with Welsh 'count the' phrases beneath them, including a seagull, fox, squirrel, hedgehog, spider, and bee, on a plain white background.

Lots of Conts - T-Shirt

POPTY PING - T-Shirt

HTV Cymru Wales - T-Shirt

A person wearing a white crew neck t-shirt with a colorful front print that includes animals and the text 'PENSCYNOR WILD LIFE PARK'.

PENSCYNOR with text - T-Shirt

DAVIES "Red" - T-Shirt

Penscynor - Car Sticker

£5.00

HTV - T-Shirt

Penscynor - Mug

The 4 Seasons in Wales - T-Shirt

Two people wearing blue t-shirts with a jellyfish design and text on a beach.

Cont y Môr - T-Shirt

Two people wearing matching t-shirts with a food truck graphic and Twin Town Film line "Hot dogs for tea boys" against a brick wall.

HOT DOGS FOR TEA Design Front and Back - T-Shirt

I'LL DO IT NOW IN A MINUTE - Hoodie

£34.00

Penscynor - Sticker

£5.00

Cont y Môr - Hoodie

Person wearing a pink hoodie with graphic design, standing outdoors near trees with autumn foliage.

The 4 Seasons in Wales - Hoodie

Man wearing a yellow hoodie with cartoon designs and orange pants standing on a street.

Lots of Conts - Hoodie

HOT DOGS FOR TEA - T-Shirt "fitted"

Woman holding a mug with animal illustrations, wearing a matching t-shirt, sitting at a table.

Lots of Conts - T-Shirt "fitted"

HOT DOGS FOR TEA - Sweatshirt

The 4 Seasons in Wales - Sweatshirt

Woman wearing a white sweatshirt with graphic designs outdoors

Lots of Conts - Sweatshirt

A woman wearing a bright yellow t-shirt with a 'BORE DA.

BORE DA - T-Shirt

Girl with a dragon balloon - T-Shirt

Man wearing a red shirt with 'DUW DUW' text, standing in a field with sheep.

DUW DUW - T-Shirt

Ewe Better Believe It T-Shirt

“
The bollocks — I ordered a t shirt and I got that exact same t shirt. It's a modern miracle. Big thanks to all involved. :-)
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Neil Runalls

CORONA T-Shirt

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Love it — Wore this supporting Wales at the Commonwealth Games, in Wales House in Glasgow 👍
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Andrew Lloyd

“
Love the T-shirt! Great fit and the cotton is lovely and soft. Prompt delivery too.
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Kath Davies

BORE DA T-Shirt

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WHY CHOOSE Welsh Bollocks?

Welsh Bollocks share daily bits of fun via Facebook, Instagram, Bluesky and TikTok. By buying stuff from Welsh Bollocks you allow us to spend time coming up with new ideas.

Postage is FREE on all orders over £50, and you can pay in 3 interest-free payments.

Buy 2 T-Shirts, and you'll get 10% off your order. Buy 3 T-Shirts and get 15% off your order.

We donate 1% from every sale to Welsh charities we hold very close to our hearts; you can choose from Ty Hafan, Shelter Cymru and Welsh Air Ambulance at checkout.

Please note all of our items are printed to order, so please allow a week for your order to be prepared and ready for dispatch.

You can view our sizing details here.

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AUTUMN - HYDREF

New designs that will make you feel warm this Autumn...

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BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - Hoodie

A woman wearing a white graphic t-shirt with a vintage-style book cover print that reads 'It's a challenge' and shows the product in a cozy indoor setting.

It's a Challenge - Ladybird Book T-Shirt

A person sitting on black diamond-plate stairs wearing a white pullover hoodie with a black graphic of a girl holding a red balloon.

Girl with a dragon balloon - Hoodie

A man and a woman standing outdoors in a park holding hands, wearing matching hoodies with a cartoon frog graphic and the text 'Cont y cae'. The man's hoodie is brown and the woman's hoodie is navy blue.

Cont y Cae - Hoodie

Cont y Dail - Hoodie

Two models posing in front of a historic building, wearing matching graphic hoodies. The model on the left wears a maroon hoodie, and the model on the right wears a light pink hoodie.

Gwlad Gwlad - Pentre Ifan - Hoodie

A man and a woman standing outdoors in front of trees, wearing matching pullover hoodies. The man wears a light beige hoodie with black text reading 'IN CYMRU I FIND PEACE', and the woman wears an orange hoodie with the same black text.

In Cymru I Find Peace - Hoodie

The 4 Seasons in Wales - Hoodie

Pentre Ifan - Hoodie

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BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - Sweatshirt

Yr Wyddfa - Hoodie

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - Hoodie "design front and back"

Yr Wyddfa - Hoodie "design front & back"

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - Sweatshirt "design front & back"

Two smiling people standing outdoors in front of trees, each wearing a matching graphic T-shirt. The shirt design shows a small gray animal sitting in orange mud with the white text 'Cont y cae' below.

Cont y Cae - T-Shirt

A man and a woman sitting together on a park bench, both wearing matching graphic t-shirts with a hedgehog design and the text 'Cont y dail'. The man wears a brown leather jacket over a brown t-shirt, and the woman wears a yellow t-shirt under a red plaid flannel shirt and a mustard beanie.

Cont y Dail - T-Shirt

Bannau Brycheiniog - Mug

Pentre Ifan - Sweatshirt

Gwlad Gwlad - Hoodie

Gwlad Gwlad - Pentre Ifan - T-Shirt

JONES JONES JONES - Hoodie

The 4 Seasons in Wales - Sweatshirt

It's a Challenge - Ladybird Book Hoodie

A man wearing a bright red crewneck sweatshirt with a vintage-style graphic print on the front. The print shows a book cover titled 'It's a challenge' with an illustration of a man in a lifeboat.

It's a Challenge - Ladybird Book Sweatshirt

A woman wearing a white graphic t-shirt with a vintage-style print that reads 'It's a challenge' and shows a person rowing in a boat. She is wearing light blue jeans and standing outdoors in front of a green chain-link fence and concrete structure.

It's a Challenge - Ladybird Book T-Shirt (Fitted)

A person wearing a blue T-shirt holds up a white ceramic mug printed with a vintage-style book cover titled "It's a challenge" featuring a man in a boat.

It's a Challenge - Ladybird Book Mug

A man and a woman standing outdoors in front of a modern white and red geometric building, wearing matching custom-printed hoodies. The woman wears a black hoodie, and the man wears a brown hoodie, both featuring a graphic print of a man's face with the text 'I'm not a monster, I'm just a normal guy who does normal stuff'.

Geraint Pillock Cartoon - Hoodie

A woman wearing a pink hoodie with a 'Cawl' graphic stands on a mountain peak with a golden retriever dog in the foreground, with a scenic mountain landscape and clouds in the background.

CAWL - Hoodie

WELSH TOWNS, CITIES AND PLACES

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LERPWL (LIVERPOOL) - T-Shirt

Abertawe - T-Shirt

Yr Wyddfa - T-Shirt

Caerdydd - T-Shirt

Casnewydd - T-Shirt

Abertawe - Hoodie

MANCEINION - T-Shirt

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - Hoodie

Yr Wyddfa - T-Shirt "design front & back"

CASTELL NEDD - T-Shirt

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - T-Shirt "design front & back"

£26.00

MAESTEG - T-Shirt

BANNAU BRYCHEINIOG - Sweatshirt

PONTYPŴL - T-Shirt

LLANFAIRFECHAN - T-Shirt

PORTHCAWL - T-Shirt

YNYS Y BARRI - T-Shirt

Ynys Môn - T-Shirt

Caerdydd - Sweatshirt

Two people wearing t-shirts with 'BRYSTE' design on a blue background

BRYSTE - T-Shirt

Y FFLINT - T-Shirt

Croesoswallt - T-Shirt

LERPWL (Liverpool) - Hoodie

YR WYDDGRUG - T-Shirt

MERTHYR TUDFUL - T-Shirt

£22.00

Casnewydd - Hoodie

Caerdydd - T-Shirt "fitted"

Man wearing a red t-shirt with 'Penmaenmawr' printed on it, standing by a coastal area.

Penmaenmawr - T-Shirt

Yr Wyddfa - Hoodie

TREDEGAR - T-Shirt

Y TRALLWNG - T-Shirt

GLYN EBWY - T-Shirt

DINBYCH - T-Shirt

Ynys Môn - Hoodie

DOLGELLAU- Hoodie

Casnewydd - Sweatshirt

Two people wearing red and green t-shirts with 'Llundain' text, standing outdoors.

LLUNDAIN - T-Shirt

Child wearing a red t-shirt with text in front of a large building

Merthyr "kids" - T-Shirt

CRICIETH - T-Shirt

BRYNMAWR - T-shirt

CAERLEON - T-Shirt

PENARTH - T-Shirt

TREFYNWY - T-Shirt

HARLECH - T-Shirt

CWM GARW - T-Shirt

PORTHMADOG - T-Shirt

CASTELL NEDD - Hoodie

YNYS Y BARRI - Hoodie

£34.00

Casnewydd - T-Shirt "fitted"

Abertawe - Sweatshirt

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WELSH AND PROUD

THE CYMRU COLLECTION

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A young woman with brown hair sits on a bus wearing a bright yellow graphic t-shirt featuring He-Man and the text 'Owain Glyndŵr'.

Owain Glyndŵr - T-Shirt

Cymru am byth bitches - T-Shirt

CYM - T-Shirt

STRAIGHT OUTTA CYMRU WHITE - T-Shirt

Woman wearing a t-shirt with a graphic design against a mountainous background

CYMRU AM BYTH FLAG - T-Shirt

Person wearing a white t-shirt with a red dragon design and text, standing in front of a car.

Cenedl heb iaith - T-Shirt

Cymru am byth - T-Shirt

Owain Glyndŵr - Hoodie

CYMRU RETRO - T-Shirt

Person wearing a red hoodie with 'Straight Outta Cymru' text on a green background

STRAIGHT OUTTA CYMRU WHITE - Hoodie

CYMRU 2024 - Hoodie

Person wearing a red sweatshirt with a dragon design on a pink background

Cenedl heb iaith - Sweatshirt

DRAIG GOCH - T-Shirt

Cymru am byth bitches - Mug

Cymru am byth - Hoodie

CYMRU AM BYTH - Hoodie

Cymru Am Byth - T-Shirt

Owain Glyndŵr - Sweatshirt

CYMRU - T-Shirt

Cymru am byth bitches - T-Shirt "fitted"

Woman wearing a white t-shirt with a dragon design and text outdoors.

Cenedl heb iaith - T-Shirt "fitted"

Croeso i Gymru - Hoodie

DRAIG GOCH - Hoodie

CYMRU RETRO - T-Shirt "fitted"

CYMRU RETRO - Sweatshirt

CYMRU RETRO - Hoodie

CYM - T-Shirt "fitted"

CYM - Sweatshirt

CYM - Hoodie

Woman wearing a red t-shirt with a dragon design, holding a mug in a casual setting.

Cenedl Heb Iaith - Mug

Cymru am Byth - Hoodie

CYMRU AM BYTH - T-Shirt "fitted"

CYMRU AM BYTH - Sweatshirt

CYMRU AM BYTH - T-Shirt

CYMRU AM BYTH - T-Shirt

Cymru am Byth - Hoodie

CYMRU 2024 - T-Shirt "fitted"

CYMRU - Sweatshirt

Cymru am byth - Sweatshirt

Cymru am byth bitches - Sweatshirt

Cymru am byth bitches - Hoodie

Person wearing a green t-shirt with Welsh language text on a gray background

Gwell Cymraeg slac na Saesneg slic....

Woman wearing a sleeveless shirt with Welsh text and a dragon design on a plain background

Gwell Cymraeg slac na Saesneg slic - Heavy Faded Tank

A man and a woman modeling matching graphic t-shirts against a solid pale yellow background. The man wears a white t-shirt and the woman wears a pink t-shirt, both featuring the black text 'IN CYMRU I FIND PEACE' with Welsh flag elements.

In Cymru I Find Peace - T-Shirt

In Cymru I Find Peace - Hoodie

UNIQUELY WELSH

Forged in a cave in the bowels of Y Wyddfa, heated by the breath of a dragon and fed on Bara Brith and Cawl... Our team of designers work tirelessly creating new and uniquely Welsh designs, having studied Photoshopat the University of Kate Middleton.

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Penscynor - T-Shirt

HOT DOGS FOR TEA - T-Shirt

ARAF - T-Shirt

BORE DA - T-Shirt

MORON - T-Shirt

HOFFI COFFI - T-Shirt

MUGS

WHOSE CUP'S THAT MUG?

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CONT - Mug

MORON - MUG

Penscynor - Mug

Penscynor with text - Mug

HOFFI COFFI - Mug

Penscynor - car sticker design - Mug

HTV Cymru Wales - Mug

Whose cup's this mug?

Welsh Mam - Mug

Not my king - Mug

Cont y Sglods - Mug

HOT DOGS FOR TEA BOYS - Mug

Live in Hope die in Caergwrle mug

Cont y Chips - Mug

Lots of Conts - Mug

It's always sunny in Wrecsam - Mug

Moron 2024 - Mug

Chopsy - Mug

it's all going to shit - Mug

Cymru am byth bitches - Mug

It's always sunny in Wrexham - Mug

Gwlad Gwlad - Mug

Small Boat Fan - Mug

It's a Challenge - Ladybird Book Mug

Wrexham Badge - Mug

EAT MORE CHIPS "don't let salad win" - Mug

Welsh Bollocks Logo - Mug

Welsh Nan - Mug

Yr Wyddfa - Mug

Cawl - Mug

LERPWL - Mug

DUW DUW - Mug

TIDY - Mug

Girl With Dragon Balloon - Mug

A white ceramic mug with a blue jellyfish graphic and the text 'Cont y mór' printed on it, sitting on a wooden table with a blurred bedroom background.

Cont y Môr - Mug

Bannau Brycheiniog - Mug