Siôn Cont - Funny Welsh Christmas Hoodie
SIÔN CONT. The lesser-known brother of Siôn Corn. You know the jolly one who brings the presents? This isn't him.
In our decidedly unofficial Christmas tale, Siôn Cont lives in Caernarfon, has been terrorising children for centuries and is banned from over 300 pubs in Gwynedd. He doesn't bring presents. He drinks your beer and blames the dog.
Cont is a term of endearment in Caernarfon. It's all in the delivery.
Pull on this bold Welsh Christmas hoodie for a festive pub catch-up, a winter outing or a gathering with mates who appreciate the joke. Its soft cotton faced fabric, double fabric hood and front pouch pocket keep things cosy while Siôn Cont lowers the tone. A cheeky gift for someone whose sense of humour definitely isn't on the nice list.
Designed in Wales, printed in the UK.

Size guide
| Size: | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest to fit (inches): | 34 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 64 |
| Half chest (cm): | 49 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 65 | 69 | 73 | 78 | 83 |
| Body length (cm): | 64 | 67 | 70 | 73 | 76 | 79 | 82 | 86 | 90 |
| Sleeve length (cm): | 57.5 | 59 | 60.5 | 62 | 63.5 | 65 | 66.5 | 68.5 | 70.5 |
All garment measurements are approximate and for guidance only. Half chest is a garment measurement in centimetres, not the chest-to-fit measurement in inches.
About the Hoodie
- 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester, 280gsm.
- Drop shoulder style.
- Soft cotton faced fabric.
- Double fabric hood with self colour drawcord.
- Front pouch pocket with hidden earphone cord opening.
- Ribbed cuffs and hem.
- Twin needle stitching.
- WRAP Certified Production.
- Available in multiple colours, sizes XS–5XL.
📦 Printed to order: Please allow 4–5 working days for printing before dispatch. A faster postage option means you'll receive it sooner, but not within 24–48 hours of ordering. Diolch!