Cont y Bore
Cont y Bore. There’s always one early riser who has to make it everyone else’s problem.
Meet the cheerful cockerel announcing the start of a beautiful new day. At 4am. Then again at 5am. And 5:30am, just in case you missed it. On and on he goes, all day long, with the confidence of someone who’s never been told to shut the cluck up.
A little tribute to nature’s most relentless alarm clock. No snooze button. No off switch. Just one noisy cont.
The Cont y Bore T-shirt brings a little Welsh humour to your everyday wardrobe. Ideal for early birds, reluctant risers and anyone who’s ever had a countryside lie-in ruined by a feathered foghorn. Designed in Wales, printed in the UK.

Available in sizes S–5XL. Check the sizing chart before ordering.
About the T-shirt
- 100% cotton, with fibre blends varying by colour.
- Seamless twin-needle collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders.
- Tubular body.
- Twin-needle sleeves and hem.
- Tear-out label.
- White fabric: 170gsm. Colours: 180gsm.
Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester. Antique colours and Sports Grey are 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Heather Sapphire is 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
📦 Printed to order: Please allow 4–5 working days for printing before dispatch. A faster postage option means you'll receive it sooner, but not within 24–48 hours of ordering. Diolch! 🏴