Lots of Conts Welsh Animals Fitted T-Shirt | Welsh Bollocks
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Lots of Conts - T-Shirt "fitted"

£25.00

Did you know the Welsh word for jellyfish is Cont y Môr — “cont of the sea”? And contrary to what you might think, “cont” in Welsh isn’t a swear word. In Caernarfon, it’s a term of endearment. You’ll be greeted with “Iawn cont?” — “you alright, cont?”

We’ve taken this linguistic gem and applied it to the full cast of Welsh wildlife:

  • Cont y Sglods — the seagull. Obsessed with your chips. No remorse.
  • Cont y Cnau — the squirrel. Steals your nuts. Looks smug about it.
  • Cont y Cae — the mole. Ruins the farmer’s field. Underground. Untouchable.
  • Cont y Bath — the spider. Living in your bath. Has been there longer than you. Considers it his bath.
  • Cont y Bin — the wasp. Hangs around the bins all summer contributing absolutely nothing. Gets aggressive if you point this out.
  • Cont y Dail — the hedgehog. Prickly. Lives in a pile of leaves. Entirely self-satisfied.
  • Cont y Binbag — the fox. Has an unhealthy interest in your bin bags. No boundaries.

It’s a Welsh language lesson. It’s a nature guide. It’s a conversation starter. Teach your friends some Welsh.

Size: S M L XL 2XL
Ladies size: 8/10 10/12 12/14 14/16 16/18

Material: 100% ringspun cotton.*

  • Pre-shrunk fitted style with side seams.
  • Narrow 1/2" ribbed collar.
  • Seamless twin needle collar.
  • Taped neck and shoulders.
  • Twin needle sleeves and hem.

• PLEASE NOTE: Each item is printed to order which takes 4 to 5 days before dispatching. Choosing a faster posting method means you will receive the item sooner — it doesn’t mean you will receive the item within 24 or 48 hours from ordering. Diolch/Thanks


Lots of Conts - T-Shirt "fitted"

£25.00

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