TWENTY'S PLENTY

We're now being asked to drive 10mph slower in some areas that were previously 30mph. If you or one of your kids is hit by a vehicle doing 20mph instead of 30mph you're far less likely to die, so it may be a pain in the bum for a bit, we'll all get used to it and fewer Welsh people will die. Not a bad thing in the long term.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS ITEM OF CLOTHING IS UNSUITABLE FOR WEARING BY CONSERVATIVE POLITICIANS AS IT IS LIABLE TO CAUSE THE WEARER TO COMBUST*.

(* It won't)