Cont y Gofod – Hoodie
One small step for man. One giant cont in space.
Inspired by the iconic rocket-in-the-Moon's-eye image from the 1902 film A Trip to the Moon, Cont y Gofod brings a very modern irritation to an early cinema classic. The target? Elon Musk and his ever-expanding Starlink satellite constellation. Apparently being a cont on Earth wasn't enough.
Old-school science fiction meets billionaire-sized ego, with a Welsh verdict that doesn't need much explaining.
A bold design on a soft cotton-faced, 280gsm hoodie, ready for chilly stargazing sessions, pub trips and everyday terrestrial life. With a double fabric hood and front pouch pocket, you can keep warm while wondering whatever happened to a clear night sky. Designed in Wales, printed in the UK.

| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest to fit (inches) | 34 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 64 |
| Half chest (cm) | 49 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 65 | 69 | 73 | 78 | 83 |
| Body length (cm) | 64 | 67 | 70 | 73 | 76 | 79 | 82 | 86 | 90 |
| Sleeve length (cm) | 57.5 | 59 | 60.5 | 62 | 63.5 | 65 | 66.5 | 68.5 | 70.5 |
All garment measurements are approximate and for guidance only.
About the Hoodie
- 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester, 280gsm
- Drop shoulder style
- Soft cotton faced fabric
- Double fabric hood with self colour drawcord
- Front pouch pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and hem
- Twin needle stitching
- WRAP Certified Production
- Available in multiple colours, sizes XS–5XL
📦 Printed to order: Please allow 4–5 working days for printing before dispatch. A faster postage option means you'll receive it sooner — but not within 24–48 hours of ordering. Diolch! 🏴