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Printed to order • Please allow around a week before dispatch, plus delivery time

Cont y Gofod – Hoodie

£35.00

One small step for man. One giant cont in space.

Inspired by the iconic rocket-in-the-Moon's-eye image from the 1902 film A Trip to the Moon, Cont y Gofod brings a very modern irritation to an early cinema classic. The target? Elon Musk and his ever-expanding Starlink satellite constellation. Apparently being a cont on Earth wasn't enough.

Old-school science fiction meets billionaire-sized ego, with a Welsh verdict that doesn't need much explaining.

A bold design on a soft cotton-faced, 280gsm hoodie, ready for chilly stargazing sessions, pub trips and everyday terrestrial life. With a double fabric hood and front pouch pocket, you can keep warm while wondering whatever happened to a clear night sky. Designed in Wales, printed in the UK.

Adult hoodie label and sizing guide

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Chest to fit (inches) 34 36 40 44 48 52 56 60 64
Half chest (cm) 49 51 56 61 65 69 73 78 83
Body length (cm) 64 67 70 73 76 79 82 86 90
Sleeve length (cm) 57.5 59 60.5 62 63.5 65 66.5 68.5 70.5

All garment measurements are approximate and for guidance only.

About the Hoodie

  • 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester, 280gsm
  • Drop shoulder style
  • Soft cotton faced fabric
  • Double fabric hood with self colour drawcord
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Ribbed cuffs and hem
  • Twin needle stitching
  • WRAP Certified Production
  • Available in multiple colours, sizes XS–5XL

📦 Printed to order: Please allow 4–5 working days for printing before dispatch. A faster postage option means you'll receive it sooner — but not within 24–48 hours of ordering. Diolch! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


Cont y Gofod – Hoodie

£35.00

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