FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT - T-Shirt
Saint George picked the wrong dragon.
He turned up on horseback expecting another heroic dragon-slaying. Y Ddraig Goch had other ideas. This time, the knight’s getting his arse handed to him, and the dragon’s making the rules.
“Fuck Around and Find Out.” Take on a Welsh dragon at your peril.
A cheeky Welsh twist on the old legend, for anyone who prefers their dragon undefeated and their humour unapologetic. Wear it to the pub, on match day, or whenever a polite warning just won’t cut it.
Designed in Wales, printed in the UK.

Size Guide
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest to fit (inches) | 34–36 | 38–40 | 42–44 | 46–48 | 50–52 | 54–56 |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Sizes S–5XL are listed. The sizing guide above covers S–3XL.
About the T-Shirt
- 100% cotton, with colour-dependent fabric blends listed below.
- White: 170gsm. Colours: 180gsm.
- Seamless twin needle collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders.
- Tubular body.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem.
- Tear out label.
- Available in multiple colours, sizes S–5XL.
Ash: 99% cotton / 1% polyester. Midnight, Blackberry, Dark Heather, Heather Sapphire, Graphite Heather, Lilac, Russet, Safety Pink, Sunset and Tweed: 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Antiques and Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
📦 Printed to order: Please allow 4–5 working days for printing before dispatch. A faster postage option means you'll receive it sooner — but not within 24–48 hours of ordering. Diolch! 🏴