Cont y Gofod – T-Shirt
One small step for man. One giant cont in space.
Inspired by the iconic rocket-in-the-Moon's-eye image from the 1902 film A Trip to the Moon, Cont y Gofod brings a very modern irritation to an early cinema classic. The target? Elon Musk and his ever-expanding Starlink satellite constellation. Apparently being a cont on Earth wasn't enough.
Old-school science fiction meets billionaire-sized ego, with a Welsh verdict that doesn't need much explaining. Wear it to the pub, on your next stargazing trip, or anywhere you'd rather see stars than another satellite.
The design comes on a Gildan Heavy Cotton T-shirt, with a tubular body and twin needle finishing. Designed in Wales, printed in the UK.

Sizing
Available in sizes S–5XL. Check the sizing guide above before ordering and select your preferred colour and size from the available options.
About the T-Shirt
- 100% cotton, except Sports Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- White: 170gsm; colours: 180gsm
- Seamless twin needle collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular body
- Twin needle sleeves and hem
- Tear out label
📦 Printed to order: Please allow 4–5 working days for printing before dispatch. A faster postage option means you'll receive it sooner, but not within 24–48 hours of ordering. Diolch! 🏴