LOTS OF CONTS - T-Shirt
Lots of Conts. Not exactly a shortage, is there?
The Lots of Conts design is back, bigger, bolder and available in more colours. Same unapologetic Welsh cheek, now with even less chance of going unnoticed. Wear it to the pub, give it to a mate who’ll get the joke, or let the T-shirt do the talking.
Did you know the Welsh word for jellyfish is Cont y Môr — “cont of the sea”? In Caernarfon, “cont” can be a term of endearment. You’ll be greeted with “Iawn cont?” — “you alright, cont?”
We’ve taken this linguistic gem and applied it to the full cast of Welsh wildlife:
- Cont y Sglods — the seagull. Obsessed with your chips. No remorse.
- Cont y Cnau — the squirrel. Steals your nuts. Looks smug about it.
- Cont y Cae — the mole. Ruins the farmer’s field. Underground. Untouchable.
- Cont y Bath — the spider. Living in your bath. Has been there longer than you. Considers it his bath.
- Cont y Bin — the wasp. Hangs around the bins all summer contributing absolutely nothing. Gets aggressive if you point this out.
- Cont y Dail — the hedgehog. Prickly. Lives in a pile of leaves. Entirely self-satisfied.
- Cont y Binbag — the fox. Has an unhealthy interest in your bin bags. No boundaries.
It’s a Welsh language lesson. It’s a nature guide. It’s a conversation starter. Teach your friends some Welsh.
Designed in Wales, printed in the UK.
Size Guide
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest to fit (inches) | 34–36 | 38–40 | 42–44 | 46–48 | 50–52 | 54–56 | 58–60 | 62–64 |
About the T-Shirt
- 100% cotton, except colour-dependent blends noted below.
- White: 170gsm. Colours: 180gsm.
- Seamless twin needle collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders.
- Tubular body.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem.
- Tear-out label.
- Available in multiple colours, sizes S–5XL.
Ash: 99% cotton / 1% polyester. Midnight, Blackberry, Dark Heather, Heather Sapphire, Graphite Heather, Lilac, Russet, Safety Pink, Sunset and Tweed: 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Antiques and Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
📦 Printed to order: Please allow 4–5 working days for printing before dispatch. A faster postage option means you'll receive it sooner — but not within 24–48 hours of ordering. Diolch! 🏴